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  “Oh,” he added, “there are some bequests to people who have worked for Dad, and quite a bit to charity.”

  “So Merrilou makes out quite well.” I badly wanted a cigarette. The rain was still just a sprinkle, so I suggested we move out under the awning. We took another cup of coffee along and I began to get that over-caffeinated feeling. I zipped up my jacket. It was definitely fall.

  Rob gave a grimace. “She makes out too damn well. But she better stay married to Dad. The prenuptial ain’t so hot. John Frost must have been on the ball that day.”

  “Oh? She comes up short?” I could understand his father possibly informing him about the will. Or maybe telling Grandma, who decided to share the information with Rob. But the pre nup? Did Rob really have the details of that, too? And if so, how did he get them?

  “She comes up financially amputated. Under certain circumstances. If she gets the divorce because of his proven infidelity and/or physical abuse, she gets a hundred thousand a year, plus a one-time payment of two hundred thousand. If either of them gets a divorce on general incompatibility, she gets seventy-five thou a year. And—I love this one—if he divorces her for infidelity, she gets ten thousand dollars for moving expenses. Period. Not even attorney’s fees. Moving expenses. I’m sure you know which one we’re cheering for.”

  “I believe I can figure that one out. But tell me, Sherlock, how come you know all these details? I can’t see Reed sharing this with the family at-large over Sunday breakfast.”

  “Oh, no.” He stared distastefully at the bottom of his coffee cup and set it down. “No, Marvin and I check his papers now and then—like when he married this money-grabber. We wanted to make sure at least Grandma was still okay. She’s the one we have to take care of.”

  “And how did you do that?” I doubted they were tacked to the refrigerator door with a Disneyland magnet.

  “Oh, Marvin and I figured out the safe combination years ago. We fiddled with birthdays and holidays and anniversaries, et cetera. It’s Mom’s birthday, backward. And his computer password is the three kids’ birthdays by month. Two figures per kid. Oh!” He looked embarrassed. “I guess you know them, too, now, if you just look up the dates.”

  “I’ve already forgotten everything you said. But, Rob, that final clause in the prenuptial agreement sounds awfully tough, and it’s a little unusual to have that sort of clause at all, at least not worded so blatantly. Usually it just says something like if he divorces her with cause, or something along those lines. Is there some reason to think that might occur?”

  “I don’t know. All I know is she was married before, to some Episcopalian minister down south in some rich parish. I have no idea what happened to him. Marvin heard her talking to Emily Bartles about it. She also said that the women in the parish had been out to get her. That’s all I know. I have to run, Alex. It’s my turn to be home in case the phone rings.”

  “Oh, don’t let me make you late for that.” I stood. “But don’t be surprised if the Tweedles go silent a few days. They are probably confused, mad, a little scared . . . and they’re going to let you suffer, too. Silence is hard to bear, but hopefully they’ll call tomorrow as they said. Thanks for all your help. Hang in, we’ll get ’em yet.”

  He took my hand for a moment. “I’m glad you’re around, Alex.” And then he sprinted to his car.

  The house was spotless. So was Cindy, curled up in front of the TV watching the Ravens flying all over the Bengals.

  “Go, Baltimore,” I cheered as I kissed the top of her head hello.

  “How was your lunch?”

  “Delicious roast beef and other goodies. And Dana will make someone a gracious hostess someday. For dessert, I had coffee at Mickey’s with Rob Catlett, gentleman to the core. Maybe there is something to this kid stuff.”

  “Gee, that’s too bad,” she sighed. “I had thought we might enjoy some old-time stuff on a rainy afternoon.”

  “Old-time can be good, too.”

  And it was.

  Chapter 11

  Early Monday morning was devoted to a run for Fargo on the beach, which improved his attitude—and mine—no end, although several seagulls were slightly put out of humor. That interlude was followed by a swift cup of coffee with Cindy before she went to work. After she left, I noticed that tucked under her saucer lay a list of errands I was to perform. Normalcy for a weekday and a very welcome change from the recent past.

  There was still no change in the Zoe situation. Sonny said that a lull this long was normal after a mix-up. They left you to wonder if they had just killed the victim and said the hell with it and gone home to plot something new. He said it was to soften you up, and I could well imagine that it would. The police, of course, were still active. The rest of us were almost taking it for granted. Zoe Catlett was missing. Old man Alton was sick again with bronchitis. Oh, yeah.

  I had stopped by the police station and told Sonny what I had learned yesterday from Rob about Merrilou as Reed’s heir. His eyebrows went up, and he looked thoughtful. I knew what he was thinking. Trish was John Frost’s junior associate. Trish was Sonny’s girlfriend. What could, or would, Trish find out about Merrilou’s first marriage? And would she share it with Sonny? Who would probably share it with me. We would soon know.

  I sat in the car a few minutes, checking my errand list: all done, in something like record time. I had felt a mild undercurrent of excitement throughout the day, which had probably inspired me to move faster. Cassie was meeting Mom’s commercial flight at Logan airport in Boston and would fly her the last leg homeward bound. I would pick her up at Provincetown airport around three.

  My watch said twelve. I had been neglecting what some people called “my other office” of late, so I headed toward the elegant Wharf Rat Bar for my lunch. A cloudy, chilly September Monday noontime found few tourists as patrons. Weekends would still be crowded, but weekdays had pretty well reverted to the usual local clientele. Even Joe was taking a day off, the bar delegated to his wife, Billie Jo.

  She was a capable bartender and a better cook. The thing you had to watch about Billie was her syntax, which had her own unique formula. “Hello, Alex. I hear your mama’s comin’ home today. Had enough of that actor guy and the big city? Like he was always polite and friendly, however.”

  “Yep. Cassie’s bringing her in around three. What’s to eat?”

  “The usual, and only one special today. You tell her hello for me. I been busy enough making stuffed clams without Joe.” It sounded as if parts of Joe were usually included in the dish. I immediately changed thoughts before I lost my appetite for stuffed clams.

  “Ah, I’ll have a couple with a few fries and some coleslaw, please.” Billie’s stuffed clams were lots of clam, little stuffing, and delicious. I thought of the perfect drink to accompany them. “Say, Billie, you don’t happen to have any Lee’s Manchester Beer, do you?”

  She laughed scornfully. “You crazy, Alex? Even if we had it in stock, have you ever seen anybody in here ready to pay twelve dollars one bottle for beer, which we don’t.”

  “Just asking. Twelve dollars? Wow.”

  “Yeah. Ain’t no beer going to bring that price around here. The minute my back is turned, call me if anybody comes in.” She went toward the kitchen.

  I sipped my Bud and contemplated one of life’s little mysteries. Just how good could a beer be, to be worth twelve dollars a bottle? I remembered once being in a restaurant in Boston where filet mignon was fifty-five dollars a la carte. How much better could it be than one for twenty-five dollars? Didn’t taste and price have to level off at some point? Or was there a steak out there somewhere for a hundred dollars? Probably in Tokyo.

  A warm breath about equal parts onion and beer told me that Harmon had joined me at the bar. Harmon Killingsly held the uncontested title of Provincetown’s Character-in-Chief.

  He made some kind of living by beachcombing, helping out on the occasional fishing boat and doing various handyman jobs around town. He was a fri
end to most of mankind and all animals, but he hated drug dealers. It was his bounden duty in life to put a stop to their evil activities. And he was certain that Provincetown was rife with them.

  According to Harmon, they came by boat from elusive mother ships at sea. They came by private plane if he did not personally know the pilot. They came disguised as housewives from Ohio on tour buses. They came in any car that was not registered in Provincetown—and a few that were.

  He drove my brother to distraction with his “reports” of drug exchanges he had witnessed—one of which had actually included a live alligator and a naked lady. As Sonny said, Harmon had reported twenty of Ptown’s last three drug sales. And if he couldn’t find Sonny to tell about them, I would do.

  “Hiya, Harmon. How about a beer? As soon as Billie gets back. She’s just getting me some lunch.” And I was beginning to sound like her.

  “Thanks, I’d appreciate that. Say, Alex, I know you’re working with Sonny on that Catlett case. I got some information that might help. You know I try to stay on the alert. I ain’t no stranger to certain activities in this town.” Billie returned with my platter, and I ordered two more beers.

  Harmon lowered his voice to impart the important information, and I attacked the clams. Harmon’s scorecard didn’t warrant letting my lunch get cold. Of course, one day he would be right, and none of us would be paying the slightest attention.

  “You see, Alex, a couple of weeks ago, there was this drug payoff out on Macmillan Wharf. There was this man in a car with out-of-state plates and two women drivin’ a van. I figure they was using the women as a moose, because there ain’t many women dealers.”

  “A moose? The women were disguised as moose?” That certainly would avoid any undue attention.

  “Yeah, you know a scam, a trick, something that looks like what it ain’t.”

  Now I knew—a ruse. I rapidly readdressed my clams. “Gotcha, go on, Harmon.”

  He sipped his beer. “They pretended they had had this little fender bender, and the guy, he was handing them some money, like you do if you don’t want the cops and the insurance folks involved. Naturally, he was paying them for drugs they had give him earlier. And probably for that girl Zoe they had sold him,” he whispered, “to put into white slavery.”

  “I see.” I lied. I didn’t see drugs, nor did I see Zoe’s kidnappers sailing off to auction her in a Moroccan bazaar. Harmon had never been right yet, and he didn’t look like he was starting today.

  Then he added a comment that straightened me up. “You see, the van was kinda white, and the car was blue, so I thought maybe there’d be some blue on the van’s passenger side, just to look like they really did collide, although I didn’t get around to look.”

  “Terrific, Harmon. Did you happen to get the plate numbers? Do you remember the day?”

  “No plate numbers.” He shook his head. “Some folks behind me was blowing their horn to bits, and by the time I could pull off and walk back, they was gone. I think the man was Hispaniel, and the ladies was just about the same color as the van. The ladies was taller than him. But I remember the day—last Thursday.”

  The day—or night—Zoe disappeared. “That’s great, Harmon. I’ll get this to Sonny as soon as I can. It’s a real big help. You keep this up, you’re going to make police chief yet.”

  He laughed, but squared his shoulders and swaggered a bit as he returned to his friends at the large front table.

  I reached for my cell phone, but I guess it was in the car.

  It wasn’t, and I remembered now. It was on the kitchen table. No harm, I had to go by the house anyway to freshen up. I didn’t want to meet Mom reeking of clams and beer and tastefully attired in a sweatshirt with a small smear of ketchup.

  I called Nacho and gave her Harmon’s latest observation. She said she’d check around for any reported accidents that day. Particularly involving a van and a blue vehicle.

  I was early getting to the airport, and just as well. I had just gotten out of the car when I saw the sleek little twin-engine Beechcraft enter the traffic pattern and begin its approach. The wind was northwest that day, not too usual and a definite crosswind. But Super Pilot had the plane in a slight slip, gunned it just a tad as she straightened it out over the end of the runway. And greased it in with last-minute flaps. Oh, Santa, I have been so good. Can’t I have one of those for Christmas? Please! Please! Please!

  I walked out on the tarmac as Mom came down the few steps of the plane, and we had a big, tight hug that felt just great.

  Cassie was right behind her with a wide grin. “I do believe you two must have met before.”

  “Thank you, Cassie, for a lovely flight.”

  “My pleasure, Jeanne. If all my passengers were as nice as you, I’d have fewer wrinkles.”

  “If I may interrupt this love song,” I said. “Would you like a ride home, Buck Rogers?”

  “Thanks.” Cassie shook her head. “I’ve got a four o’clock to Bridgeport, might as well stay here. See you tomorrow maybe. Let me help you with the luggage.”

  It was a good suggestion. Together we wrestled it to the car, while Mom and Fargo enjoyed a noisy reunion, which somehow ended with Mom in the backseat with Fargo and me alone in the front, lacking only my chauffeur’s cap. Fargo sat at attention beside Mom. All we needed was for Her Majesty Mom to wave her white-gloved hand tick-tock at people along the way.

  We got to her house and she changed into jeans and a sweater and loafers, which made her look more like Mom than the silky maroon and yellow dress and maroon T-strap heels she’d been wearing. The new hairdo, however, was still there, carefully casual and I swear boasting a few new auburn hairs.

  We dragged some chairs from the backyard over to a warm and sunny sheltered nook, where the house made a small ell. I moved a little round table between us, and Mom set our iced tea glasses on it. We just held hands and looked at each other for a moment.

  “Everything went fine,” I said. “I can tell just by looking at you.”

  “Yes, it did, darling. It was a wonderful time. New York is a different place when you’re with someone who really knows it. There’s a place for everything . . . the best jazz, the best cheesecake, the best fish and chips, the best bookstore, the best shoe store . . .”

  “When you got off the plane, I could tell you had visited the shoe store.” I grinned.

  “More than once, alas. By the way, Noel sends his best.”

  “And I send mine whenever you talk with him.” Noel was one of the actors who had been here for the really unusual production of Hamlet a few weeks back. During the preceding weeks of rehearsal, he and Mom met and fell in . . . something. Love, lust, friendship, all of the above? Mom never quite said, and nobody quite dared ask. She went into New York to spend a couple of weeks and be with him for the Broadway opening of the show. And that’s really all I know . . .

  Except. “Mom that’s a beautiful opal ring. Does it mean what I think it does?”

  “I doubt it. I admired it, and Noel bought it. However, we are not getting married, now or possibly ever. I am not moving to New York. Obviously he is not moving to Provincetown.” She sipped her tea. “I don’t know whether we are in love or confusion, but whatever it is, it’s very nice.”

  “Then go for it. Whichever it is, you deserve it. Is he coming up soon?”

  “No, his contract runs through March—if the play does, which I no longer find so hard to believe.”

  “The New York Times had nice things to say. That’s the only paper I saw,” I qualified, “but I guess it’s the one that counts.”

  “The production has stirred up a lot of interest, thanks to the Provincetown production, not to mention the audience participation. I’ll probably go down a time or two to see Noel. Then we may travel a bit or go to his place in New Hampshire. We don’t know right now.” She shrugged.

  “But you’re happy,” I said. “Both of you.”

  “Very much so. I miss him already. But I missed you and
Sonny before the plane even took off when I left. I love being with Noel, and I’m glad I’m home.” She fluttered her hands in the air. “Perhaps I really am certifiable. You and Sonny may have to put me away.”

  “I think we’ll have more fun watching you do it your way.”

  “Whatever that might be.” She smiled. “You know, darling, this entire . . . situation . . . with Noel is something I never dreamed of. I feel more alive than I have since you and Sonny were little, and everyday was brand-new—for you, and consequently me. All I know is: we are both enjoying it tremendously, as of today.”

  I couldn’t resist asking. “And tomorrow?”

  She extended her hands, palms up. “Tomorrow? You know as much as I do. I’m reminded of an old saying my grandmother used to say a lot. Something like, if you burn your candle at both ends, it won’t last through the night. But, ah, my dear, it will cast such a beautiful light. She used to be quite a scamp in her day, I think. So I shall enjoy the lovely light. If it goes out before dawn, I shall mourn the dark, but remember the light . . . and smile.”

  Then she patted my hand matter-of-factly and asked what had been going on with Sonny and me. I started to give her a rundown about our latest excitement and our efforts to bring it to a desirable close, but I could tell she was getting tired, so I cut it short. It would wait.

  I hugged her again and left her to settle back into her Provincetown life where room service consisted of making yourself a sandwich and cup of coffee and taking it into the living room to watch TV.